The Top 15 Unforeseen Consequences of the "Millennium Bug"  
  
  
15> IRS demands a hundred years of interest from stunned taxpayers.
  
14> "99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall" song gets stuck in infinite  
    loop.  
  
13> At the stroke of midnight, Windows 99 turns back into DOS 1.0,
    the Pentium V turns back into an 8088, and the Handsome User is
    left holding a beautiful glass mouse.  
  
12> Internet Movie Database now lists "1901: A Space Odyssey"  
  
10> Bob Dole's age erroneously listed with only 2 digits.  
  
 9> Mel Brooks's "2000 year old man" skit stops being funny.... 
    Oops, too late.  
  
 8> Sales of Coca Cola jumps drastically after original  
    cocaine-laden formula becomes legal again.  
  
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and the Number 1 Unforeseen Consequence of the "Millennium Bug"...
  
  
 1> Unexpected demand for COBOL programmers results in severe  
    understaffing of fast-food restaurants.