There is a new virus going around, called "work."
 
If you receive any sort of "work" at all, whether
via email, internet or simply handed to you by a
colleague...DO NOT OPEN IT.
 
This has been circulating around our office for months and those
who have been tempted to modify "work" or even read only have
found that their social life is deleted and their brain ceases to
function properly. 
 
If you do receive "work" via email, purge the virus by emailing to
your boss as follows "Enough of your c**p. I'm off to the pub."
If you receive "work" in hard copy, simply lift and drag it to
your garbage can.