Subject: Prison Vs Work Subject: Prison Vs Work IN PRISON: You spend the majority of your time in an 8x10 cell. AT WORK: You spend most of your time in a 6x8 cubicle. IN PRISON: You get three meals a day. AT WORK: You get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it! IN PRISON: You get time off for good behavior. AT WORK: You get rewarded for good behavior with more work. IN PRISON: A guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you. AT WORK: You must carry around a security card and unlock and open all the doors by yourself. IN PRISON: You can watch TV and play games. AT WORK: You get fired for watching TV and playing games. IN PRISON: You get your own toilet. AT WORK: You have to share. IN PRISON: They allow your family and friends to visit. AT WORK: You cannot even speak to your family and friends. IN PRISON: All expenses are paid by taxpayers with no work required. AT WORK: You get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from you salary to pay for prisoners. IN PRISON: You spend most of your life looking through bars from inside wanting to get out. AT WORK: You spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars. IN PRISON: There are wardens who are often sadistic. AT WORK: They are called supervisors. IN PRISON: You have unlimited time to read e-mail jokes. AT WORK: You get fired if you get caught. NOW GET BACK TO WORK!!