The War One afternoon, Bill Clinton was sitting in his office when his telephone rang. "Hello Mr. Clinton," a heavily accented voice says". This is Yankel down in Tel-Aviv Israel. I am ringing to inform you that I am officially declaring war on you!" "Well,Yankel," Bill replies, "This indeed is important news! Tell me, how big is your army?" "At this moment in time," says Yankel, after a moments calculation, "There is myself, my cousin Berl,, my next door neighbour Gerry and the entire Lubavitch team from the schul. That makes 8!" Bill sighs and says, "I must tell you Yankel, that I have 1 million men in my army waiting to move on my word". "OK," says Yankel. "I'll have to ring you back!" Sure enough, the next day Yankel calls back. "Right Mr. Clinton, the war is still on! We have managed to acquire some equipment!" "What equipment would that be, Yankel?" Bill asks. "Well, we have 2 combine harvesters, a bulldozer and Berl's tractor from the kibbutz". Once more Bill sighs and says, "I must tell you Yankel, that I have 50,000 tanks, 2000 mine layers, 10,000 armoured cars and my army has increased 1 and a half million since we last spoke". "A Choleria!!" says Yankel. "I'll have to ring you back!" Sure enough, Yankel calls again the next day. "Right Mr Clinton, the war is still on! We have managed to get ourselves airborne! We've gotten out old Chiam's crop duster with a couple of rifles in the cockpit and the Torah Group has joined us as well!" Once more Bill sighs and says "I must tell you Yankel, that I have 4000 bombers and 8000 high maneuverability attack planes and my military installations are surrounded by laser guided surface to air missiles and since we last spoke, my army has increased to 2 million." "Oi Vaiy!," says Yankel. "I'll have to ring you back" Sure enough, Yankel calls again the next day. "Right Mr. Clinton, I am sorry to tell you that we have had to call off the war" "I'm very sorry to hear that," says Bill. "Why the sudden change of heart?" "Well," says Yankel, "We've all had a talk, and to be sure, there's no way we can cope with 2 million prisoners"