Mike Weltman - improving the world, one line of code at a time

"Let me tell you the one thing I have against
Moses. He took us forty years into the desert in order
to bring us to the only place in the Middle East that
has no oil!"

~ Golda Meir

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"Bankruptcy is a legal proceeding in which you put
your money in your pants pocket and give your coat to
your creditors."

~ Sam Goldwyn

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"I had a linguistics professor who said that it's
man's ability to use language that makes him the
dominant species on the planet. That may be. But I
think there's one other thing that separates us from
animals. We aren't afraid of vacuum cleaners."

~ Shalom Aleichem

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"Even a secret agent can't lie to a Jewish mother."

~ Peter Malkin