Subject: Tech Support

A guy rings tech support to report that his computer is faulty.
Tech: "What's the problem?"
LUser: "There is smoke coming out of the power supply."
Tech: "You'll need a new power supply."
LUser: "No I don't! I just need to change the startup files."
Tech: "Sir, the power supply is faulty. You'll need to replace it."
LUser: "No way! Someone told me that I just needed to change the startup
and it will fix the problem! All I need is for you to tell me the
command."

10 minutes later, the LUser is still adamant that they are right.
The Tech is frustrated and fed up.

Tech: "Sorry, Sir. We don't normally tell our customers this, but
	there is an undocumented DOS command that will fix the problem."
LUser: "I knew it!"
Tech: "Just add the line LOAD NOSMOKE.COM at the end of the
	CONFIG.SYS.  Let me know how it goes."

10 minutes later.

LUser: "It didn't work. The power supply is still smoking."
Tech: "Well, what version of DOS are you using?"
LUser: "MS-DOS 6.22."
Tech: "That's your problem there. That version of DOS didn't come
	with NOSMOKE. Contact Microsoft and ask them for a patch that will
       give you the file. Let me know how it goes."

1 hour later.

LUser: "I need a new power supply."
Tech: "How did you come to that conclusion?"
LUser:"Well, I rang Microsoft and told him all about what you said,
	and he started asking questions about the make of power supply."
Tech: "Then what did he say?"
LUser: "He told me that my power supply isn't compatible with
	NOSMOKE."