Bush Theme Song -- Don't know much about history Don't know much foreign policy Don't remember how I got through school I'm sure I didn't break the rules But what's it matter 'cause my granny says "Boy, if you want to you can be the prez And what a wonderful world this will be" Don't know much about the women's vote Don't know much about the bill I wrote Don't know much about the foreign vets I've never voted for 'em yet But I do know if your dad tries hard He can get you in the National Guard And what a wonderful place that can be Now I never claimed to be an A student But what's wrong with C's? And maybe by knowing the names of my cabinet I can win their love for me Don't know much about air pollution Don't know much about the constitution Don't know much about th'economy It never much affected me But there's one thing that I know for sure If the rich stay rich and the poor stay poor What a wonderful world this will be Don't know much about the national debt I've never had to pay one yet If we need to we can sell the States To the Japanese at discount rates But I do know if things get bad Dick and I can always call my dad And what a wonderful world this will be... Subject: Gore Song Remember that old Charlie Daniels song, "The Devil went down to Georgia"? Well, here's a new version entitled: AL GORE WENT DOWN TO FLORIDA Al Gore went down to Florida He was lookin' for an election to steal. He was in a bind Cause he was way behind, And he was willin' to cut a deal. When he came across a Gov'ner Knawin' on a victory and chewin' hard Gore jumped up on a hickory stump and said, "Gov, let me tell you what" "I bet you didn't know it but I'm a contender in Florida too, and if you care to take a dare, I'll make a bet with you. Now you ran a good campaign down here, but give Al Gore his due. I'll bet a nation of gold and the white house it holds, that I got more votes than you!" The gov'ner said, "My nam'es Dubya and it might be a sin.... But I'll take that bet, your gonna regret, cause this Texan always wins" (Chorus) Dubya rally up your troops and fight for that vote hard. Cause Al Gores loose in Florida and Bill Daley holds the cards. If you win you get that shiny nation, made of gold, but if you lose, then Al Gore gets control. Al Gore opened up his mouth and said "I'll start this show" And fire burned in the eyes of lawyers, who knew they'd make some dough. And he pulled his hand across his lips, and he made an evil grin. Then in walked all the Palm Beach voters, Dubya's chances were lookin' thin. (Guitar/bass solo) When Al Gore finished, Dubya said... "Well, your pretty good ol' son Now plant your butt in that there chair and let me show you how it's done!" (Chorus II) Dems in the orange groves, Run George, Run. You can't lose now in the land of the sun. Your dad's on your side and your brothers' in tow, Gore in the White House, God, Please NO! (Fast Fiddle/Guitar solo) Al Gore bowed his head because he knew that he'd been beat. He conceded that golden nation on the ground at Dubya's feet. Dubya said, "Gore, just come on back if ya ever wanna try again, cause I told you once you tree huggin' dunce, this Texan always wins!"