Subject: I've Been Searching on the Internet
(sung to the tune of "I've Been Working on the Railroad")

I've been searching on the Internet all the live-long day.
Looking through the Singles dating sites, hear me moan OY VEY!
Can't you hear the Singles typing? Is my Bashert on-line? 
Hope I'll get a lot of E-mail. That would sure be fine! 

This one looks like she's dyspeptic. Would it hurt to smile? 
That guy has been posted everywhere. I think I know his style. 
Divorced with kids or never married, wonder what is wrong? 
Oy! my eyes are really killing me - I've been logged on too long! 

Dina won't you click? Moshe won't you save? Print out that
bi-o-gra-phy-y-y! 
Yosef won't you write?
Sarah won't you phone?
Perseverance is the key!!!

Someone's in the Chat Room with Dina. 
Someone's in the Chat Room I don't kno-o-o-ow.
Someone's in the Chat Room with Dina, 
And he' s typing very slow.

He's typing: 
"Black hat, not fat. Really like my kiddush wine. 
Please write. You might. Be the one I have in mind...." 

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