Cute Sayings

Everyone has a photographic memory - Some don"t have film

Save the whales.  Collect the whole set.

A day without sunshine is like, night.

On the other hand, you have different fingers.

Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

Back up the hard drive ?  How do you put it into reverse?

I just got lost in thought, it was unfamiliar territory.

When the chips are down, the buffalo is empty.

Seen it all, done it all, can't remember a thing.

Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don"t.

I feel like I am diagonally parked in a parallel universe.

She's always late.  Her ancestors were on the Juneflower.

You have the right to remain silent.  Anything you say will be misquoted
and used against you.

I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be if there were no sponges.

Honk if you love peace and quiet.

Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how popular it is.

Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently determined fool.

Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
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He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
A closed mouth gathers no feet.
A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance.
Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.
Any small object when dropped will hide under a larger object.
Be moderate where pleasure is concerned: avoid fatigue.
Death is life's way of telling you you've been fired.
Don't force it; get a larger hammer.
Fairy tales: horror stories for children to get them used to  reality.
Going the speed of light is bad for your age.
Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
If it's good, they will stop making it.
Jury: Twelve people who determine which client has the better lawyer.
Reality is the only obstacle to happiness.
The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.
I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.
Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it.
I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
Honk if you love peace and quiet.
Pardon my driving; I am reloading.
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.