Six Jewish gentlemen were playing poker in the condo clubhouse 
 when one of them loses $500 on a single hand and drops dead at
 the table. 
  
 Showing respect for their fallen comrade, they complete 
 their playing time standing up. 
  
 Now, who is going to tell the wife? 
  
 They draw straws, and Goldberg who is always a loser picks the
 short one. 
  
 They tell him to be discreet, be gentle, 
 dont make a bad situation any worse than it is. 
  
 "Gentlemen! I'm the most discreet guy you will ever meet. 
  Discretion is my middle name. Leave it to me." 
  
 He goes to the apartment, knocks on the door, the wife answers, 
 asks what he wants. 
  
 "Your husband just lost $500 playing cards." 

 She hollers, "HE SHOULD ONLY DROP DEAD!" 
  
 Goldberg said, "He did!"