Top Ten failed Passover Promotions http://www.uscj.org/Koach/kocapr05joke.htm 10. US ARMY - "THE ARMY OF 'who knows ONE?" 9. Animal Awareness Passover Campaign - "Frogs are our friends, not a plague." 8. American Red Cross - "This Passover, lets make rivers of blood." 7. Lenox Hill OBGYN - "We won’t throw your newborn into the Nile." 6. Adoption Promotion Week - "Drop your unwanted children in a basket in the NYC Reservoir, for less fortunate parents to find!" 5. D'Angelo's Barber Shop: "Free lice check with every haircut." 4. Republic of China's Population Control Agency - Death of the first born commemorative pins 3. Ebay: "Your Afikomen is worth a lot more than that" 2. Radioshack: "You've Got 4 Questions, We've Got Answers" 1. Kosher For Passover Ex-Lax, now in new Matzah strength - "Ex-odus"