A PASSOVER QUIZ 1. Which traditional food is on the Seder plate: a. egg roll b. matzah balls c. haroset 2. What is part of the Passover preparations? a. turning your house upside down b. re-enacting the slavery by lugging up the dishes from the basement c. burning the chometz without being cited by the EPA d. all of the above 3. Matzah is known as the "bread of affliction" because: a. the slaves ate it b. it makes you constipated c. the price goes up every year 4. The best place to hide the Afikoman is a. behind the carburetor b. in a steel vault with doors 2" thick c. in the underwear drawer 5. The Number One Afikoman gift this year is a. Moses and Aaron action figures b. Nissan matchbox trucks c. "When I was a kid, we were lucky to get a quarter." d. Anything that does not require batteries or assembly 6. The Four Questions include a. Are we there yet? b. How can we recline without a La-Z-Boy? c. If a tree falls in an Israeli forest, how quickly can American Jewry plant another? 7. If there were a Passover Hall of Fame, who would you vote to induct? a. Uncle Louie b. Leonard Nimoy c. Moshe Oofnik d. Charleton Heston 8. The Four Children include a. the doctor b. the lawyer c. the Russian d. Simple Simon 9. Before the time of Abraham, people worshipped a. the dust of the earth b. the salt of the earth c. the stars of the heaven d. the stars on Hollywood Boulevard 10. When Jacob and his family originally went down to Egypt, they a. were only a few, but became "religiously pluralistic" b. built several synagogues - at least one in which they wouldn't be caught dead! c. spread out in the Land O' Goshen 11. On Seder night, we are supposed to drink wine until a. Uncle Irving's jokes sound new to you b. you can no longer tell the difference between Pharaoh and Moses c. you don't miss bread HAG PESACH SAMEACH!