This weeks Iraqi TV Schedule MONDAYS: 8:00 - Husseinfeld 8:30 - Mad About Everything 9:00 - Suddenly Sanctions 9:30 - The Brian Benben Bin Laden Show 10:00 - Allah McBeal TUESDAYS: 8:00 - Wheel of Terror and Fortune 8:30 - The Price is Right If Saddam Says It's Right 9:00 - Children Are Forbidden From Saying The Darndest Things 9:30 - Iraq's Wackiest Public Execution Bloopers 10:00 - Buffy The Yankee Imperialist Dog Slayer WEDNESDAYS: 8:00 - U.S. Military Secrets Revealed 8:30 - When Kurds Attack 9:00 - Two Guys, a Girl, and a Pita Bread 9:30 - Just Shoot Everyone 10:00 - Veilwatch THURSDAYS: 8:00 - Matima Loves Chachi 8:30 - M*U*S*T*A*S*H 9:00 - Veronica's Closet Full of Long, Black, Shapeless Dresses and Veils 9:30 - My Two Baghdads 10:00 - Diagnosis: Heresy FRIDAYS: 8:00 - Judge Saddam 8:30 - Funniest Super 8 Home Movies 9:00 - Captured Kurds Say the Darndest Things 9:30 - Achmed's Creek 10:00 - No-witness News SATURDAYS: 8:00 - My Favorite Taliban 8:30 - Who's Koran Is It Anyway? 9:00 - I've got a Fatwa 9:30 - Family Ties and Cuts Off the Hands of Infidel Pigs 10:00 - Sesame Goat Path