Subject: User instructions On Sears hairdryer: "Do not use while sleeping." On a bag of Fritos: "You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside." On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." On Swann frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." On a hotel provided shower cap in a box: "Fits one head." On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom of the box): "Do not turn upside down." On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." On Boot's Children's cough medicine: "Do not drive car or operate machinery." On Nytol sleep aid: "Warning: may cause drowsiness." On a string of Chinese-made Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." On Sainsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: open packet, eat nuts." On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals." On a child's Superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." The sad thing is this is true??