Advice From Sassy Women 

Never eat more than you can lift. - Miss Piggy 

Don't get your knickers in a knot.
Nothing is solved and it only makes you walk funny. - Kathryn Carpenter 

Too much of a good thing...can be wonderful. - Mae West 

Everyone's entitled to my opinion. - Madonna 

If you don't have anything nice to say about anyone...
come sit by me. - Alice Longworth 

It doesn't matter what you do in the bedroom
as long as you don't do it in the street
and frighten the horses. - Mrs. Patrick Campbell 

When faced with a decision always ask
"What would be the most fun?" - Peggy Walker 

I never know how much of what I say is true. - Bette Midler 

What you eat standing up doesn't count. - Beth Barnes 

The trouble with being in the rat race is that
even if you win... you're still a rat. - Lily Tomlin 

I've been on a calendar,
but I've never been on time. - Marilyn Monroe 

If you're all wrapped up in yourself,
you are overdressed. - Kate Halverson 

Housework can't kill you,
but why take the chance? - Phyllis Diller