Lesser Known Family Members

Now that Uday & Qusay (Saddam's brothers) have been eliminated, 
a lot of the lesser-known family members are coming to the 
attention of American authorities.

   Among the brothers:

   Sooflay ............the restaurateur
   Guday...............the half-Australian brother
   Huray...............the sports fanatic
   Sashay..............the gay brother
   Kuntay & Kintay.....the twins from the African mother
   Sayhay..............the baseball player
   Ojay................the stalker/murderer
   Gulay...............the singer/entertainer
   Ebay................the Internet czar
   Biliray.............the country music star
   Ecksray.............the radiologist
   Puray...............the blender factory owner
   Regay...............the half-Jamaican brother
   Tupay...............the one with bad hair

   Among the sisters:

   Lattay..............the coffee shop owner
   Bufay...............the 300 pound sister
   Dushay..............the clean sister
   Phayray.............the zoo worker in the gorilla house
   Sapheway............the grocery store owner
   Ollay...............the half-mexican sister
   Gudlay..............the prostitute

Finally, there is Oyvey, but the family doesn't  
like to talk about him.