Fishy Story

As Moses and the children of Israel were crossing the Red Sea, the 
children of Israel began to complain to Moses of how thirsty they 
were after walking so far. Unfortunately, they were not able to drink 
from the walls of water on either side of them, as they were made 
up of salt-water.  

Then, a fish from that wall of water told Moses that he and his 
family heard the complaints of the people, but that they through their 
own gills could remove the salt from the water and force it out of 
their mouths like a fresh water fountain for the Israelites to drink 
from as they walked by.  

Moses accepted this kindly fish's offer. But before the fish and his 
family began to help, they told Moses they had a demand. They and 
their descendants had to be always present at the seder meal that 
would be established to commemorate the Exodus, since they had a 
part in the story.  

When Moses agreed to this, he gave them their name which 
remains how they are known to this very day, for he said to them, 
"Go Filter Fish!"