Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity. If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before. My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious. It is easier to get forgiveness than permission. For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program. If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip. Eat well, stay fit, die anyway. There is always one more imbecile than you counted on. Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it. By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends. Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves for they shall never cease to be amused.