Gotlieb called his Rabbi and said, "I know tonight is Kol Nidre, 
but tonight the Yankees start the playoffs.
Rabbi, I'm a lifelong Yankee fan.  I've got to watch the Yankee game 
on TV."
The Rabbi responds, "Gotlieb, that's what VCRs are for."
Gotlieb is surprised.  "You mean I can tape Kol Nidre"?