DIET TIPS

1. If no one sees you eat it, it has no calories.

2. If you drink a diet soda with a candy bar, they will cancel each other out.

3. Calories don't count if you eat with someone and you both eat the
   same amount.

4. Food taken for medical purposes does not count. This includes hot chocolate,
   brandy, toast, and Sara Lee chocolate cake.

5. If you fatten up everyone around you, you'll look thinner.

6. Snacks consumed in a movie do not count as they are part of the
   entertainment. For example: Milk Duds, popcorn with butter, red
   licorice, and M&Ms.

7. Pieces of cookies contain no calories. The process of breaking causes
   a calorie leakage.

8. Late-night snacks have no calories. The refrigerator light is not strong
   enough for the calories to see their way into the calorie counter.