The Shlomones - The Rocky Hora Chanukah Song 

It's astounting, time is fleeting
Gladness takes it's toll
Now listen closely, not for very much longer
Chanukah's in control

I remember
Eating a latkah
Drippin with so much oil
When the latkah was in me
The flames would be calling

Let's light the candles again 2X

You light them all from the left
You put them in from the right
Sing the words from your lips
Make sure you say them right
Spin like a dreidle top
It'll drive you insane

Let's light the candles again 2X


Eat some tahini
On a falafel weenie
All fried not steamy
No not at all

Heavy doughnuts with jelly
That really sit in your belly
Choc'late coins in hand
(Mmmm) I'll try them all

Latkas still cookin'
Have one more no one's lookin'
Take a break now unwrap a gift

Adam Sandler's song was on
But now we're singin' this one...

Let's light the candles again 2X

You light them all from the left
You put them in from the right
Sing the words from your lips
Make sure you say them right
Spin like a dreidle top
It'll drive you insane

Let's light the candles again 2X

When you light a menorah
It just makes you think
If you run out of oil
It would really stink
But back in the day
Taken by surprise
Our temple was destroyed
By some nasty guys
Found one jar of oil
And we lit the flame
It's Rocky Hora time again!

Let's light the candles again 2X
You light them all from the left
You put them in from the right
Sing the words from your lips
Make sure you say them right
Spin like a dreidle top
It'll drive you insane

Let's light the candles again 2X