The Chanukah Song 2006 Update!

(Based on Adam Sandler's Chanukah Song)
Put on your Yarmulke
Here comes Chanukah!
Whether your Republican or Demoratica
Come celebrate Chanukah!
Chanukah Is
The Festival of Lights
Latkes, donuts and pepcid
For 8 straight nights
When you feel like the only kid in town
Without a Santa Claus
Here's a list of people who are Jewish
Please give them your applause.
Mathew Broderick's Jewish
His wife Sarah Jessica's too
Sex in the City's Carrie
What a fine Jew

Queen Amidala's
Not Jewish for sure
But Natalie Portman
Sings Maoz Tzur

Hank Greenberg, Sandy Koufax
Decided to sit out a game
Cause it was played on Yom Kippur
Yet they're in the Hall of Fame
The White House lights the Menorah with George & Laura & a choir
But Don't let Dick Cheney near it, he might cause a fire
Put on your yarmulke
It's time for Chanukah
Get out your rum and vodka
To celebrate Chanukah!
Madonna's not Jewish
Though she changed her name to Esther
Sacha Baron Cohen is
Despite Borat the anti-Semitic jester
Guess who was born in Brooklyn
Debra Messing, a Jewish meidel
Seth Green & Sarah Michelle Gellar
With Scooby Doo they play dreidel

Greats such as George Burns
Al Jolson and Jack Benny
Milton Berle and Shelly Winters
All Jewish, we've got so many
We've got singers and screenwriters

Composers of musical scores
According to Mel Gibson
We're even responsible for all wars
So Invite Esther Madonnaka
And learn some Kabalika
Drink some gin and tonica
And smoke some marijuanaka
Light your menorake
With candles, not electonika
And have lots of funnika
On this lovely Chanukah
Have a happy, happy, happy, happy Chanukah!