Finding your bashert

There are 3,292,393,161,375,414,113 beings in this universe.
3,292,393,155,307,785,103 of those include G-d, angels, seraphim, 
aliens, creatures, cartoon characters, and imaginary friends.
That leaves 6,067,692,010 available human earthlings you can date!

Jews currently represent 1/5 of 1% of the world's population.
That leaves about 13,000,000 people you can pick from.

Of the 13,000,000 Jews available, 50% are not quite the gender
you're looking for, that leaves 6,500,000.

Plenty of Jews are currently dating, plenty of Jews are already
married, plenty others aren't dating yet. So we can eliminate
2/3rds of what's available. That leaves about 2,166,666 people.

There are several categories of Judaic practice, in no particular
order whatsoever, they are: Reform, Conservative, Orthodox,
Yeshivish, Litvish, Chasidish, Black Hatters, Kipa Srugarians, and
Young Israelites.   Since no one should be dating outside of their
category - lest they suffer from community  gossip - we can
eliminate 8/9ths of what's left.

That leaves 240,740 people.

4/5ths of what's left don't have the funds, transportation, or
desire to date anyone not from their continent.
48,148 left over.

3/4ths of what's left are nowhere near your age.

That leaves 12,037 people.

2/3rds of those are too lazy to date anyone located more than
50 miles away. 4,012.  Half of those people are waiting for
love to find them, they can wait.

That leaves 2,006 people.  6 Jews are too cheap to pay the tolls.
Of the 2,000 people left over, you will never hear of nor will
anyone ever mention 3/4ths of them to you.

500 people are left over. Let's assume that 500 is the maximum
amount you'll ever get "ret" to you in your entire lifetime.
Of these 500, 50 will be too tall for you to ever go out with,
50 will be too short for you to ever go out with, 50 you won't
go out with because some friend of theirs told them not to go
out with you, 50 you won't go out with because some friend of
YOURS told you not to go out with them, 40 are too reform/
Conservative/ Orthodox/ Yeshivish/ Litvish/ Chasidish/
Black Hatty/ Kipa Srugy/ Young Israeli, 40 aren't Reform/
Conservative/ Orthodox/ Yeshivish/ Litvish/ Chasidish/
Black Hatty/ Kipa Srugy/ Young Israeli ENOUGH, and
10 simply give your mother a "bad vibe."

Now let's assume that 200 people is the maximum that a person
will ever date.   Of these 200, 9/10ths will reject you, and
you'll never know why, 1/10th will dump you with a pretty good
reason.

100 left. Let's assume that with what's left over, YOU get to
decide what to do. 10 are too dumb, 10 are too smart, 10 have
an attitude, 10 you have hashkafa problems with, 10 you're not
attracted to, 10 you have nothing in common with, 10 are too
self-centered, 10 are selfish, 10 did weird stuff on your date
that you didn't approve of.

Of the remaining 10, 5 you share no chemistry with, 1 is a
fruitcake, 1 scares you for no particular reason, 1 should be
locked up, and 1 belongs in Bellevue.

That leaves your bashert.